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августа 31

i Kissed I missed

I kissed him one more time,
  So this Poem I try to rhyme.
He closed his eyes as our lips met,
  I looked upwards, seeing a jet.
 
We gazed deeply into each others eyes.
  I saw over his shoulder my brothers   the spies.
I sighed, trying not to laugh at them.
  Sneaky lil devils, making fun of my man again.
 
So with this poem I shall close with a look.
  Thinking thank God they didn't ask for a book.
  I typed finding out what I missed.
Writing is more fun than getting kissed.
 
Written with great happiness...
Pam Anderson
августа 29

Joke: The Loving Husband

The Loving Husband...



A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The m an thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.   

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."

Joke... Bill & Earl

 

 

 

Bill and Earl are sittin' in a bar suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Bill says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife------she hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

Earl sips his beer and says, "You better think it over.  Women like that are hard to find."

I wrote your name

I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. 

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.
июля 31

Never Say

Never Say
 
 
 
 
 
            
 
Never say I love you, if you don't care.
 
Never talk about feelings, if they're not there.
 
Never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart.
 
What started out as liking soon developed into love.
 
 Something in my heart felt so true that I knew, 
 
 I waited all my life to fall in love with you. Each today, well-lived, makes yesterday
 
a dream of happiness, each tomorrow a vision of hope.
 
Look, therefore, to this one day, for it and it alone is life.
 
 

 

 


A test for yah.. no cheating!!!


You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
июля 25

hmmmm something to think about

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and 
   laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.
 
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